Have I mentioned how much I dislike dodgeball? I think at least 27 hit me today.

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm

I LOVE my job and I can't say that enough. I'm lucky to love what I do and work with such an amazing group of people and have pretty awesome kids. They're whippersnappers for sure, but they teach me so much. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't have a story to tell. I doubt anyone I tell these stories to really cares or sees just how awesome they are, but i assure you they ARE awesome. You just have to be awesome to see the awesomeness (for some reason when I spell out awesomeness it looks wrong and silly). I'm going to try and post more of my stories because some of the things these kids say are absolutely hilarious, ridiculous, silly, and downright awesome. And no, I am not overusing 'awesome'.


Last week one of my kids, we'll call Thomas, sat down for breakfast. I asked him, "Do you like orange juice for breakfast?" Thomas then replied, "Yeah, I drink orange juice, beer,water and sometimes wine." These kids are 3 and 4 mind you. Then 3 other kids chimed in reminding Thomas that beer and wine is for grown ups and Thomas was a liar. Thomas replied, "NO! I DO drink wine and beer". I quickly changed the subject to blueberry muffins. Thank God blueberry muffins were interesting.